To touch or not to touch, that is the question

haha, come on....What's the beef over cuddles in bed? Everyone. Really. It's the most boring form of fore-play (if it's even fore-play at all), it's yucky after sex (eeew, sweaty, stinky bods) and it's pointless before sleep (won't a good nite kiss suffice?)

I cannot sleep with someone's breath in my face so cuddling is out. I hate restriction of movements so spooning is out (what if I wanna turn about?) and what's with the touching of feet and hands stuff? Are we that insecure? Really!? Sheezzz, just bloody go to sleep for god's sake! Sleep is precious, beautiful and necessary man.

Spooning in the mornings are acceptable though. That I like. It's a beautiful reminder of having woken up with someone you love next to you. And I do recommend spooning (no one needs to suffer the other's morning breath)to cuddling here. Nothing beats slipping into consciousness cocooned in someone's big happy arms (and sometimes big heavy legs, such fun!).

So cows sleep standing, but once in a while we bend over to accommodate.
ZZZ...