Granted

Ok, ok, granted. It's hard work for any 2 persons to get along and so ideally 50/50 give-and-take both in sex and arguments is good. (Hey, no one wants to do all the work in either right?)

But in general, us cows do spend a lot of time analysing bulls and their somewhat bizarre behaviour. Ok, ok, I'm also prepared to admit we rather enjoy it. Cows do see ourselves as ms/mrs know-it-alls when it comes to bulls and are frankly quite happy to invest our waking hours to analysis and speculation of the bull-kind.

But let's look at it again carefully, as cows strive for this superiority, aren't we at the very same time admitting our intrinsic lack of bull knowledge? That's why we spend major parts of our single and married lives trying to figure you out! Now THAT'S investment in a relationship!

Bulls on the other hand are convinced they know cows inside out. They have theories, methods, remedies that are handed down generation to generation, grandfathers to fathers, fathers to sons, uncles to nephews, buddies to the drunken stranger passed out on the pub floor. You name it. ABSOLUTELY CLUELESS!

The book too is just a handing down of generalised cow stuff in print, potentially a complete disaster!

So yes, read the book if you must...the wanting to understand us cows is a mammoth step and for that, we love you.

But if we cows take the time to understand bulls one at a time, and care to devote our hearts to this very personalised character analysis on a day to day basis, then shouldn't we be granted the same attention?

Babe, get to know me.

Just this one cow, your cow. Moo.